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We expect all players to be respectful and honor the spirit of this policy. We have found that open communication between teams is super helpful.

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At the end of the day, inclusivity is key. Each team shall field 11 players on the field at one time.

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PSSG rules allow a team to play a legal game shorthanded with a minimum of 7 players. Teams may have as many players on their roster as they want. All rosters must be finalized by the second week of the regular season. Players added after the second week that are not on the team roster or waiver will not be eligible for playoffs.

Players may only be on one roster per league.

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During the regular season a game will be considered played in full when second half starts. No games will be rescheduled for weather or for any other reasons once the second half starts in any game. Each team shall field 11 players on the field at one time no more than 7 men. PSSG rules allow a team to play a legal game shorthanded with a minimum of 7 players, with at least 2 female.

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There is no maximum limit on the amount of females on the field at one time. In the playoffs, a player can only participate and play for one team. If a player is found playing on two or more teams in the playoffs all games are subject to forfeit.

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Shin-guards are strongly recommended. We also require matching colored shirts. We can supply them, but if you have jerseys let us know. Referees will check for dangerous equipment, referee's opinion is final. Players will not be allowed to enter play until correction has been made. Teams will have until 10 minutes past the deated start time to field a legal team. Shorthanded teams may play a legal game with a minimum of 7 players, with at least 2 of them being females.

Teams fielding less than 7 players or without at least 2 women will receive a forfeit.

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Teams who agree to play under these conditions will loose the option of receiving a forfeit win. Teams may pick up players during the regular season in order to field a full team. Substitutes will not be allowed during playoffs. If you know in advance that your team is going to forfeit a game, we encourage you to call our office so as to help us schedule your opponent a game.

However, this does not mean that your team will not receive the loss as a forfeit.

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The winning team will choose a goal to defend and the loser will kick-off. Consists of the ball being placed at midfield on the center spot. The ball is in play once it is touched forward by any player. All substitute players must notify the referee before entering the game.

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Substitutions may occur during the following instances:. Players involved in an illegal substitution are subject to a caution yellow card if the referee deems necessary.

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If a team is currently playing a game shorthanded and has a player arrive late, the entering player must receive permission from the referee before entering the field and may not enter during play. In playoffs no non-roster players will be allowed to play.

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Play will be divided into two 2 25 minute halves for coed and two 2 40 minute halves for men's leagues, separated by a very brief halftime. There will be a running clock maintained by the referee. The clock will stop only during serious injury time-outs. If time wasting is being employed by a team, the offending player may be cautioned yellow cardat referee's discretion. A game will be considered played in full when second half starts. Goals may be scored on direct kicks. All players on the field other than the goalie must be behind the ball and outside of the penalty area until it is kicked. The goalie must remain on the goal line until the ball is kicked.

An indirect free kick must be touched by a player of either team other than the person who takes the kick before a goal is scored. The person throwing in the ball must throw the ball overhead with both hands and keep both feet remaining on the ground out-of-bounds or on the line until the ball is released. Fighting is not allowed and will NOT be tolerated. All parties involved in fighting will be sent off red carded from the game and subject to ejection from the league at PSG staff discretion.

Two yellow cards in the same game or one red card require the ejected player to leave the field and surrounding area.

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Any player who receives a red card will receive an automatic 1 game suspension for the team's next scheduled game. All proceeding rules for 11v11 apply unless stated or clarified below. Normal soccer laws apply with the exception that 6 v 6 is played on a smaller field with a smaller goals and the following rules:. Any of the above rules are subject to change at any time without notice at the discretion of Players Sports Group. Shin guards are strongly recomended for play in PSSG leagues. All teams must wear unifying colors, either the t-shirts that PSSG provides or their own jerseys.

For facilities with artificial turf grass, shoes with cleats must be soccer shoes. Football shoes or other shoes with a front cleat are not permitted. All teams should bring a game ball to play with. At the beginning of the second half, the teams will switch sides and the team that did not kickoff at the beginning of the game will kickoff.

No games will be rescheduled for reasons once the second half starts in any game.

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Each game will consist of two 20, 25 or 28 minute halves depending on league with a running clock. Halftime is about 1 minute long. The clock may be stopped for injuries and situations under the discretion of the referee. Kickoffs are taken from the center spot and may be kicked directly backwards. A player other than the one who takes the kickoff from either team must touch the ball before the kicker can touch it a second time.

A violation of this rule will result in a re-kick. Kickoffs are direct kicks and a goal can be scored directly. A foul may be called and a direct free kick may be awarded when a player commits or attempts to commit any of the following:. When the free kick is taken, the penalized team shall give the kicker at least 5 yards clearance. Slide tackles by field players are not allowed.

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Repeated slide tackles may result in a yellow or red card. A slide to save a ball when an opponent is not in the immediate vicinity is legal. Goalkeepers may slide tackle within their own penalty area only. All kicks free kicks, corner kicks, goal kicks, kickoffs, kick-ins are direct. However non-penal fouls that occur within the penalty area will bring the ball out to the top of the box for a direct kick not a penalty kick. If a player commits a foul to take away an obvious scoring opportunity, the player should be cautioned or sent off.

If in the opinion of the referee that the foul was not intentional, he may yellow card the player.

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If a player commits an intentional foul to prevent an obvious goal scoring opportunity he may be sent off. If, in the referee's judgment, a player exhibits particularly dangerous or aggressive behavior, or repeatedly commits fouls that threaten the safety of other players persistent infringementthat player may be given a yellow card and a two minute penalty. A yellow card for anything is an automatic 2 minute penalty for the player shown the card except the goalkeeper. Another field player may serve the 2 minute penalty on behalf of the keeper.

If a goal is scored against the short-handed team during the penalty, the penalty is over and the penalized player may return to the game. If a two minute penalty is called against the same amount of players on both teams at the same time, each team may replace the penalized players for at least two minutes and play at full strength. If in the event of a second yellow card to the same player or a serious penalty or offence, deemed so by the referee, that player will be red carded and the team is given a five minute penalty.

If a goal is scored against the short-handed team during the penalty, the penalty is over and the penalized team may return to full strength.