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Get out of your head and relax.

Oral sex, while not everyone's cup of tea, is generally a sexual crowd-pleaser. Don't ask me why, but something about a warm mouth on your lady- or man-parts just feels amazing — plus, the act can be extremely intimate. For all its benefits, though, there are still a lot of gross things about giving blow jobs. Obviously, there are gross things that happen in bed in general, because the human body is honestly a strange thing, and so awkward situations are bound to arise.

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Oral sex is no exception, and can be even grosser than penetrative sex, simply because your mouth and nose are all up in someone's junk and if you have a sensitive sense of smell, things could get ugly. Whether you're going down on a man or a woman, there are a myriad of problems that can impede your oral success. But if you're a fan of giving head, you might be willing to overlook the more unpleasant aspects of blow jobs, and for that I applaud you.

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Whether or not you're easily grossed out, there's a high probability that you've had at least one WTF blow job experience that has somewhat turned you off. Here are 10 of the grossest things about giving a blow job — if you've ever gone down on someone with a penis, these will look all too familiar.

Unless you're fortunate enough to be going down on someone who's very meticulous about their manscaping routinethere's a high probability that you'll end up with a pube or two in your mouth. While it's an easy fix, it's also a bit of a mood-killer to have to pause while you fish around in your mouth to remove the culprit. If you choose to tough it out, good luck: Feeling a prickly pubic hair in your mouth during oral is pretty terrible.

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Sometimes, you're lacking in the saliva department, and giving head can feel like you're a weird human vacuum Having a glass of water on hand is always a smart move, but when a spontaneous BJ happens, you're pretty much screwed. On the opposite end of the spectrum, sometimes you get so into giving head that suddenly you're drooling and practically drowning in your own spit. While the lubrication makes things easier and feels better for themit's not ideal to feel like you need to take a breather in the midst of oral sex. This problem applies to both men and women, because anyone can have poor hygiene.

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But picture this: You're hooking up with someone who just got back from the gym, and whoops they forgot to shower. Especially if they happen to be uncut, which le me to my next point I apologize for using such a disgusting word, but it needed to be said. While smegma occurs in men and women, the buildup of shed skin cells and oils are most common in people who are uncut, because dirt can get easily trapped under the foreskin.

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For uncircumcised people, genital hygiene is imperative; unfortunately, some simply don't take this to heart. I've gone down on more than one uncut penis that straight-up reeked. For the love of all that is holy, please make an effort to clean yourself; I promise I'll return the favor. If you're talented in the deep-throating department, this may not apply to you.

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For those of us with a gag reflex, however, blow jobs can be tricky. If you're overly ambitious and try to take a penis too far into your mouth, especially for a long period of time, you might find yourself making some less-than-sexy gagging noises. Some people might be into this, but for the person giving the blow job, it feels pretty terrible to choke and have tears streaming down our faces because our gag reflexes are protesting our choices.

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Both options are equally unappealing in their own way. While spitting affords you the luxury of not having to feel semen sliding down your throat, it also requires you to get up, mouth full, and find a trash receptacle to spit it into.

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You still have to taste the semen, so you might as well swallow it. But, understandably, that grosses some women out even more.

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Warnings are mandatory, people. Even if you know I like to swallow, it's always helpful to have some sort of indicator as to when I can expect to have my mouth suddenly full of semen.

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It's also a necessary gesture because some women and men don't like to have you finish in their mouth. If you're getting close to orgasm, please just ask, "Where do you want me to finish? Honestly, nothing enrages me more than when I'm going down on someone and they decide it would be fun to hold onto my head and thrust into my mouth.

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For one thing, it's likely that I'll start choking or gagging, which is never a pleasant surprise. For another, it's extremely rude to be so forceful with someone for your own pleasure, unless the two of you had ly communicated about this.

Trust me, I'm flattered that you're so into the BJ that you "lose control" and get really into things, but please be respectful of my boundaries.

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I know some people are obsessed with the size and shape of their balls, but from a woman's point of view, they simply aren't appealing to the eye. While I have no problem paying attention to balls during sex, the fact of the matter is that it's still a bit disconcerting to see them so close up.

First of all, you've got to be in the mood!

Even if they aren't aesthetically pleasing, I'm more than happy to include them in the oral fun Want more of Bustle's Sex and Relationships coverage? Check out our video on sex positions for small penises below:. By Laken Howard. Pubes In Your Mouth.